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Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.
Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”
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Frigg's law

Each and every week, without fail, so long as reddit exists, there will be a Star Wars related story on the front page.
Frequency of types of content on reddit front page.

11/2010: 23% self stories 15% politics 32% cats 31% omgstarwars

Frigg's law
by dsnchntd November 10, 2010
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Henson's Law

Proposed by James L. Sutter on Twitter: "Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets."
I call Henson's Law on that whole Baby Yoda craze... he's only popular because he's a puppet. If he was CGI, he'd be unsettling, and nobody would give a shit.
by HotSauceBear May 23, 2021
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Daddy Law

A term used in DD/bg BDSM relationships which the Daddy uses to explain to the baby girl why she must listen and do as she's told.
Her: Where does it say you're the boss?
Him: It's Daddy Law.
by TheDaddyBear November 25, 2020
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Richards Law

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!

We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!
by MiniMarley December 18, 2018
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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019
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Ambrose's Law

In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."

"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."

"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019
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