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Sexual Breakfast

do not tell them to leave the relationship or leave home if they're not ready – that's their decision. ask if they have suffered physical harm and if they have, offer to go with them to a hospital or GP. help them report the assault to the police if they choose to.
i gave a Sexual Breakfast to my wife, the bitch had it coming IMO
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Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023
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Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.
by The Fruit Doober Man July 23, 2024
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Continental Breakfast Man

Continental Breakfast man is the man in the Jordan Peele skit where he eats the pit of the doughnut and the forbidden fruit.
by PeanutMuncher9000 July 24, 2024
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Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast
by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024
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Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it
Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?
by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024
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Brown Breakfast

When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.
“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”
by catfelixe February 18, 2024
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