Neck beard

One who is overtantly sexual mainly towards Asian women but in some cases white women typically also has bad hygiene and still lives with their parents in the basement playing video games all day everyday

He is such a “Neck beard”

by Kid lover69 October 26, 2020

Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food

Look at the beard droppings in my food

by Dlgomez March 20, 2023

Beard

A pretend boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.

Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.

by nurdygurl June 10, 2024

sausage beard

Pubes

Hey, wanna see my sausage beard?

by BOINK!!! October 10, 2016

purple beard

A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.

That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.

by Itbpod March 9, 2021

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

race beard

A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.

See also: queer beard

"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."

by secretuser420 May 7, 2022