Australian Flaun

A man hangs upside down off the end of a bed. A female or sits on the top of the mans asshole and the man proceeds to shit inside the other. the partner can return the favour and queef ontop of the shit causing it to spray outward.

Last week me and Sally got freaky. The shit went everywhere I gave her a good old fashioned Australian Flaun.

by user2234565 March 10, 2026

Australian Snow Mobile

A man takes a shit then proceeds to freeze it. Once it has solidified he will place the poo between a females breasts. He then proceeds to titty fuck her until the shit defrosts leaving a shitty mess.

I took a monster shit today. I'm gonna freeze it and give Max the ultimate Australian Snow Mobile

by user2234565 March 10, 2026

Australian fist fight

The threats made by a drunken tradie before they inevitably fall unconscious from their own stupidity

Got into an Australian fist fight last night, poor bloke broke his nose on the pavement

by jadeflashton March 22, 2026

australian nut cracker

tying fire crackers to your balls and igniting them. leading to a a firey and cum-filled explosion

I woke up and smelt smoke?
Dude don't you remember the australian nut cracker you did

by user2234565 March 25, 2026

astrology

The dumbest thing since Christianity

astrology is nothing but useless brainrot

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 2, 2025

astrology

The one thing that atheists, Scientologists and Christians can all look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."

Christian: God is real!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.

Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 14, 2025

Astrabhoss

1.) A gang or group of people

I'm part of astrabhoss

by kalyan_ August 16, 2025