Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.

Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.

by Brandonhasatinypipi September 23, 2019

Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.

Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

by Jack O. Cummings August 12, 2019

Alabama Dinner Special

Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.

See also: admiral

Uncle daddy was fucking me from behind last night and gave me the ole Alabama Dinner Special.

by Threedickeddinosaur September 14, 2017

Alabama Hot Waxing

Its when you first eat something that makes you want to take a shit eg. Taco Bell you go to the toilet put wax strip on your ass hole and then you take a shit. When you feel that you cant push more of your shit you take strip off.

eg. "Damn man, after this taco bell i did Alabama Hot Waxing. That feels so great"

by FankyManky June 22, 2017

alabama pocket dial

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face

Dude I was with this girl and she gave the best Alabama pocket dial it only got to two rings

by Phil cobbler July 6, 2016