Alabama Monkey Style

Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps

"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."

by ZiggarothEaterofSouls November 27, 2021

alabama snow blower

The act of ejaculating inside of a cherry show cone and then giving it to the first redneck you come across

Homre 1: yo when I gave my girl that snow cone she had no idea i gave it an alabama snow blower

by PAPA HARRISON June 8, 2016

alabama fish cake

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg

Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

by Jimbalanna June 28, 2014

Alabama butter churn

The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant

"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"

by NotNath April 15, 2021

Alabama Basket Weave

When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave

Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure

by Firemuppet July 15, 2013

Alabama Hot Waxing

Its when you first eat something that makes you want to take a shit eg. Taco Bell you go to the toilet put wax strip on your ass hole and then you take a shit. When you feel that you cant push more of your shit you take strip off.

eg. "Damn man, after this taco bell i did Alabama Hot Waxing. That feels so great"

by FankyManky June 22, 2017

Too close to Alabama.

When a person too closely resembles or reminds you of a relative to be attractive.

Bro1: yo check hey out she’s fine! Go talk to her!
Bro2: Naw man, she’s too close to Alabama.

by Jack O. Cummings August 12, 2019