World's best computer

One of the world's best computers

"I run a hewlett penis with an incel i7 running a chadeon r470 with 18gb RAM up m-i-a-s with milk ape cooling, its the World's best computer!"

by xmightyz June 16, 2019

best cure for depression

sex

girl: omgomg im so depressed i wanna kill myself

dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me

by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020

Best Friend Potion

What 2 best friends drink to get rowdy and have slumber parties. Often followed by taking turns vomming in the toilet the following morning.

Veronica and I drank Best Friend Potion last night and then we watched COPS.

by rbvg2 April 6, 2011

best couple ever

ashley and marceau levant

oh, babe. i wish we could be like adhley and marceau! they’re conspicuously the best couple ever

by fevergutss August 11, 2018

best of both worlds

being a bisexual

So you like girls AND boys? You really get the best of both worlds!

by aoskdlight February 26, 2021

Best friend complex

When you want to have dirty nasty sex with his or her best friend

Eww he has a best friend complex

by Savagejai September 2, 2020

Anderson-Best Thereom

A Thereom that details cases of super-nerdy teenaged guys that have freakishly hot sisters, the kind that you wonder: "How the hell does that come from the same thing that made that!?"

The sister in question usually becomes wicked-hot during puberty in a ugly-duckling to swan transformation, while the brother goes through a ugly-duckling to ugly-duck trnasformation.

Guy1: "Look man, it's Eugene and......Liz?"

Guy2: "OMFG bro, how the hell did Eugene and Liz come from the same vagina? Liz is the hottest piece of ass since Megan Fox."

Guy1: "Dude, I know! But according to the Anderspn-Best Thereom, every nerdy fag has a mega-hot sister."

Guy2: "Thank God for the Anderson-Best Thereom!" *high fives all around*

by TheSandman321 September 8, 2010