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Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue
Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned
by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021
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Evan

Though sometimesEvan seems self centered, he is! He takes pride in the little things his family and work. He is very passionate about what he adores but...his high self esteem get in his way. Did I mention he has a weak spot for women he can’t have? Anyways Keep Your Evan close to you
We get it Evan you won the football game.....

Cool! Thanks for the speech Evan!
by Mis///casssteneda April 19, 2021
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evan tilton

A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!
by Haha you thought December 11, 2016
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Evan

To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.
Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.
by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018
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evan

Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯
"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."
by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022
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Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.
Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course
by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021
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Evan Hara

A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.
“Woah that guy just pulled 3 girls in one night
“Yeah he’s pulling an Evan Hara right now
by SwonkyPonky January 3, 2024
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