5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

5 o'cock Shadow

When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.

Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!

by Mr. The Saint March 9, 2012

5 Seconds of Summer

5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not a fucking boyband) who enjoys teasing their fans and seeing them suffering. It consists of Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, and Michael Clifford.

5 Seconds of Summer also called as 5sauce

by Ash5soAsh March 29, 2019

5 finger hug

a hand job

frank just gave me a 5 finger hug

by roodfruit March 14, 2010

5 Dolla Nigga

A 5 Dolla nigga is a nigga that got 5 dollers and thats all he got, but to him it's like everything and at the same time it's nothing.

Rico: Ima 5 dolla nigga with a body on my gun.

by rEaLhIpHoP420t0ke August 3, 2010

The 5-1-6

516 is the area code for Nassau County, New York on Long Island. The 516 includes excellent places to blaze up the chronic, including HEMPsted, Jones Beach, and Teddy Roosevelt's grave.

It's much better to blaze up in the 516 than in the 631 with all those Suffolk County pussy poseurs.

by Oyster Bay Playa December 5, 2004

Mambo Number 5

A hypnotic trance men with an unusual swagger put woman into in order to perform ass to mouth

A little bit of Monica in my life,

A little bit of Erica by my side.

A little bit of Rita's what I need,

A little bit of Tina's what I see.

A little bit of Sandra in the sun,

A little bit of Mary all night long.

A little bit of Jessica here I am,

A little bit of you makes me your man!

Mambo Number 5.

-Lou Bega

by Fuzzy Slippers (The Brother) January 1, 2012