it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.
"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"
by jerry james June 04, 2007
by §eth October 13, 2004
by Iswaterwet November 28, 2017
Happens after a trip to the toilet or during heavy wind periods. After not wiping well, one farts and pushes left over mess out the 'o'. The combination of this and sweaty bumcrack leaves one very concerned as it creates a simple task like walking very uncomfortable. This is because of the wetness that has gathered inbetween their cheeks that slightly stings and almost squelches at every step. A common solution is just a simple rewipe.
Jamie thought he was so funny farting away. It wasnt after much time came to pass that he wet walked back to the little boys room for a rewipe
by Ghandii November 10, 2008
hairy and soaked in beer
balls that are tossed into specially arranged plastic cups for the purpose.. to help out a parched friend, or to show off your pong skills, or to bring more business to the beer companies or your local liquor store.
light-weight with alot of bounce
balls that are tossed into specially arranged plastic cups for the purpose.. to help out a parched friend, or to show off your pong skills, or to bring more business to the beer companies or your local liquor store.
light-weight with alot of bounce
by Wed. Wife and Sexi Lexi & Sara October 17, 2010
Someone boring who ruins everyone else's fun. A wet diaper brings you down and is a drag to have around.
by LoLo2 January 07, 2011
by Falconfootball09 January 27, 2010