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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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Oodle a noodle

Why would I want to oodle a noodle from some random online?

I oodled a noodle and I wish I hadn't.
by w34t567u August 26, 2021
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Noodles

Noodles? you want same come get same
by Isuckd4fr33 December 25, 2018
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Poodle in my noodle

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.
by r siz December 5, 2014
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Nagasaki Noodle

Known also as ramen
by Big_Hill September 23, 2017
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Noodles IP

Noodles IP is a Sweaty bot in fortnite
by EVO Meme June 26, 2019
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Noodle

What a heterosexual woman becomes, when she drinks too much and makes out with any other female. This is because, a noodle is straight until wet.
Alicia is such a noodle. 3 Shots, then she's swapping spit with any chick willing to make out with her.
by bucbinky May 30, 2016
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