dwayne the rock johnson

hes a rock

dwayne the rock johnson = big daddy ;))

by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. August 30, 2022

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 19, 2009

Ben Johnson

a spawner; one who doesn’t ever enter or exit an event, he simply appears

girl 1: have you ever seen that guy enter a room before?
girl 2: no he doesn’t walk in he just “Ben Johnsons” to places!
girl 1: wow that so hot!! i love guys who spawn!

by _joemama_ August 07, 2022

callan johnson

Very nice bloke with a huge Johnson

Hello Callan johnson your a nice guy wow what a Johnson you have there

by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021

Madison hope Johnson

She is perfect in every way she is loving caring she is the perfect girlfriend and she will be with Michael white for ever

Madison hope Johnson is my girl friend

by Gehehd November 07, 2018

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 07, 2014

Chase Johnson

A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends

Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!

by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023