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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it
Blawg: huhh well how do you know
Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
Blawg: huhh well how do you know
Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
by Lingtora August 13, 2024

by jimmyjerker July 19, 2020

by vand3l October 11, 2008

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.
by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010

A cool nerd; An intellectual with an edge; A person who exhibits book smarts, street smarts and sarcasm all rolled into one; A witty person who knows how to handle themself in the streets, the classroom, workplace, and pretty much any setting they encounter.
That dude must be a nerdy jerk because he's super smart and really cool.
A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.
That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.
Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters
A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.
That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.
Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters
by Nerdy Jerks April 11, 2020
