doom job

Oral Sexual Act: the forming of a seal between the facial lips and the recipients penor during an erectile period and the introduction of blowing down the japanese mans eye causing immediate paralysis and often death.

awright luv, give us a doom job
Steven Hawkins is the result of 3rd dregree doom jobs
she doomed me so hard i almost died

by 16Willis July 05, 2010

Minesweeping On The Job

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.

Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!

by Isuckatgolf98 July 21, 2017

Trim job

The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time

Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs

by Funfunfun23 May 11, 2014

Trim Job

To cut or pluck a person's asshole hair with your teeth

I got a trim job yesterday

by KindaTall July 18, 2016

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 03, 2013

Comp job

N. Complimenting someone so frequently that it is as if you are sexually pleasuring their ego.

Friend 1: Dude, he has a sweet dunk.
(five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's got hops.
(another five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's so good at basketball!!!
Friend 2: Dude, quit giving him a comp job!

by boo yah123 March 19, 2011

Job snob

A person who uses their job to engage in self appointed status.

"You have no idea how busy my day was and the decisions I made! Honestly, without me the whole place would fall over."
"Jerry - you're being a job snob. The stationary cupboard was already stocked."

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