Harry D. Jacobs High School

A high school in which white boys that say the n-word and latina girls that fight each other come together. A place where you might die choking on weed in the bathrooms. A wonderous land with a football team that wins one game a season. A factory with no windows and a terrible AC. This place is home. We come here to cry, to laugh, to hear the marching band play the same song every Friday. Golden brown, flush them down.

I just left Harry D. Jacobs High School, man I hate it there.

by friedpicklemunch August 6, 2023

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

National kick a boy named Jacob day

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.

Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day”
Jacob: “uh oh..”

by Skskmoto November 18, 2019

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na .

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na na.

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na .

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na

REPEAT

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na na.

by Shane JacobJinglehighmer Shmit September 22, 2011

karl jacobs cock in my mouth

when u want karl jacobs’ cock in ur mouth

please karl jacobs cock in my mouth

by gamerboykarl September 8, 2021

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.

Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX

by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022