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the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.
We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.
by Shuaman September 19, 2018
mugGet the the poo on your shoemug.

sour shoes

Shoes that smell so bad that it’s sour
Ew that smells sour shoes

If you dont clean those you’ll get sour shoes
by Anti Anonymous December 22, 2019
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Shoes

Everybody has their own pair of shoes to walk in, which is why nobody can really walk in another person's shoes.
Knowing what a person is like and knowing a few bits of information about them isnt the same as knowing everything about what it's like to be them or live their life, since it would still be your point of view of what their shoes are like to walk in. Without being somebody else, theres no way to walk in their shoes. The same is true when you ask somebody else to walk in your shoes, theres no way for them to do it without being you. They dont have enough information to encapsulate you and your life any more than you have enough to encapsulate them and their life. Really, being yourself is what you know and understand, but whether you still choose to try and be someone else, or think with their brain instead of your own is up to you.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
mugGet the Shoesmug.

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits
"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"
by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016
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Bosnian Shoe Shine

The act of utilizing severed feet, from either a living or deceased human, to give a foot job.
Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.
by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024
mugGet the Bosnian Shoe Shinemug.

Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
mugGet the Goody two shoesmug.

Throw a shoe at

To state disagreement of or with something or someone.
I'm goint to have to throw a shoe at your statement that plaid pants look good.
by Footfeahters December 22, 2008
mugGet the Throw a shoe atmug.

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