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Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."
Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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I Love You

Something said to someone you really love and would kill for. Someone that will drive you crazy. Someone who will one day have children with you.

But then they do things to and hurt you. Like lie and sleep with other people behind your back. And you start feeling the pain because you know. You just know.
Then you don't say it anymore. But then they are angry with you as if you have done something wrong like all the things they have done to you. And they don't understand why because they are too damn stupid. So their new relationship isn't really working out so they try and reach out to you but you're having none of it. So they're even more mad. And now they're trapped in the other person's grips and they're taking full advantage. Now they're falling apart and really wishing they never did what they did. But it's too late and they know it. But you're still a good person and feel sorry for their stupidity. But you also have to think about yourself. This is when they start trying to hurt you so you would come back and the new person is trying to help because they don't want to carry that burden because they are now done with them, finished. All they wanted was sex. And that's all they have ever wanted. Now they are both miserable. So kids never sleep with someone else's someone. Because now you might be stuck with someone you never cared for if you're a good human being.
I Love You and feel sorry for you
For the both of you
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I told you soooooo!

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despite everything, its still you

The famous quote from Undertale that makes people regret their life choices after murdering many people
"Despite everything, its still you"
*puts down controller*
"Oh my god, I AM THE MONSTER
by the person of the year February 3, 2024
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are you stroking my cock

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024
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You

A failiure, aomebpdy nobody loves, somebody who puts fries in their mcflurry, somebody who kisses femboys.
by Clap my cheeks February 4, 2024
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you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.
Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”
by marriiii!! February 4, 2024
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