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slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!
by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018
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Your pet

Someone who is very compassionate and caring for you. They will do literally anything for you no matter what. Just like a dog, they are very loyal and will always come back even if you've hurt them. Pets are a great friend to have and will do everything to make you smile and won't give up until they have. If your a pet you are pretty determined for people who are worth the time. If you have a pet they are better than a best friend, they are great companions for everything. If you need anything your pet will be there with you through your ups and downs. If you are sad, just call over your pet and they will be a shoulder for you to cry on.
I'll be your pet whenever you need me
by Everyonelovescats August 23, 2015
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your mom

Something people say they have done.
1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?
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bitch your whole life

someone whos a bitch cunt there entire life
by free da guys bywl March 3, 2025
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If your name is Emily

If your name is Emily you are not trash you are an amazing piece of trash
by By Emily-made on nov 2 2019 November 2, 2019
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