I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying
Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”
by Kokichi Toes March 20, 2024
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(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018
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I need space

Person 1: hey how’s a going *touches them*
Person 2: stop I told you I need space
by Chickenfeetslippers November 28, 2022
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I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”
person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat
by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020
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A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks
"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."
by pigeon cc February 26, 2018
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