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small dick syndrome

What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.

Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.

Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.
That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.

Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.
by RealityForRealists May 1, 2021
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raining tits and dicks

a phrase coined by bodybuilder, Matthew Brown, on the way to a brutal leg workout used to describe heavy, if not torrential, precipitation.
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kick dick day

by petperson schwarzkopf October 11, 2020
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Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.
by The guy May 7, 2015
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Big Judah Dick (BJD)

Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."
by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017
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tipin on my dick

someone who wont hop off blows up your phone when texting you. also could be known as getting a blowjob from a girl
yo this girl is tipin on my dickk she wont stop blowing up my phone

this girl is tiping on my dick she blows me real good.
by overiesarebeast July 4, 2010
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Big dick energy

When you’re swag, hypebeast, and got a monster cock.
Hes fucking lit. You know he got that big dick energy
by Cocktober December 22, 2018
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