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Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017
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Shit Show

want to be disrespected? come work for 5 guys tv show behind the scenes = scooping shit for 12 hours straight, cow pies thrown in our faces every 5 mins, who wants raw chicken for lunch 2 hours late? our PAs rlly know how to get the job done growing up in meth labs makes the most skilled organizers, old janky vans… you bet! sick days are gonna cost you two weeks of pay taken from you. & boy does the boss lady rlly know how to shit all over you bc she dyes her hair with curry diarrhea. We all want some butt wipes but sometimes you just have to use your hand!!!!
wow crocodile dundee is new at this shit show, better roll some more poopy cigs!
by Poopyface13 February 22, 2022
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I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.
Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?
by keyboard8 August 19, 2024
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minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.
Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it
by earcher5 April 2, 2011
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Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall
by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022
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Shit-Velopment

1. When a game developer makes horrible developmental changes to a game.
Guy 1: Hey Epic Games nerfed the pump shotgun!

Guy 2: Hey that’s total shit-velopment
by SuperJetSet December 7, 2022
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Level 8 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.
You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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