minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.

Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it

by earcher5 April 2, 2011

Took his final shit.

A humorous way of saying he died. When people die they void their bowels. thus when one dies, they take their final shit.

After years of debauchery and self-degredation, Jacko took his final shit.

by your mom's buttplug April 11, 2011

Shit the Bitch

To trash the four cards in a game of Kemps.

*Four un-used cards*

Dealer: "Alright, shit the bitch?"

by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011

Slater Shit

The act of defecating in a toilet while sitting in the reverse position.

I had to take a Slater Shit so I could finish my puzzle.

by DMART1840 April 24, 2011

Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 26, 2011

shit nip

a person who is little and annoying

Yo, the kid at the party last night was a total shit nip

by Kaliegh10150 April 26, 2011

shit-grinning

(adv.) an overt display of self-satisfied smugness when clearly such displays are either undeserved or unwarranted. As if the subject were to smile innocently only to reveal a mouthful of shit to his/her peers.

Kyle: "Did you see that shit-grinning bastard John after he got his paper back?"

Whitt: "Yea he looked like a gloating douche for sure"

by douchenip April 27, 2011