Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

your mom

Your mom is an immature reply to a insult others may throw at you.

“Can you do something with your life?”
“Your mom”

by Ayo ladies and gentlemen January 10, 2019

Make your mind up

First song by Canadian rapper NAV

Go listen to make your mind up by NAV

by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021

your mom

gay

your mom gay

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Lying for your incest cult

And what's really profound us the cuts ability to hollow a person out and filled them up completely and totally with shit.

Hym "Lying for your incest cult can take many froms. From lying by ommission to blatantly making things up that did not occur. If God isn't the truth. The truth doesn't matter. And this is how the coerce society into accepting their delusion as reality."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

National take your boyfriend to Casino day

Taking Your sweat heart of a boyfriend to the casino to gamble your money it doesn’t have to be much just at least $50 min to show your appreciation for all he does for you.

Imma take my boy to the casino for national take your boyfriend to casino day, imma give him like $300 to triple his money so he can take us out somewhere nice cause he’s so amazing to me

by Boyfriend days August 9, 2025

rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015