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ill see you tomorrow

Created by mikeesins. When you are bored and about to go to bed or masturbate.
by mikeesins April 4, 2020
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are you have the stupid

person 1 Hey are you have the stupid
person 2 yes me are have the stupid
person 1 ha ha noob
person 2 :(
by coolboycoolbuthecool January 12, 2021
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national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021
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im behind you

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 1, 2022
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2016
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oh you fuckin ass

When you get so mad at someone or something you begin to rage and yell "oh you fucking asshole", but then the rage consumes your vocal cords and you temporaryilly go mute for a short bit.
Dude, Cory just pulled a oh you fuckin ass! I wonder what Stella did...
by Killerwase September 21, 2017
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