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Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"
"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"
by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018
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country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.
"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north
by countrypiles August 5, 2016
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What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.
Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".
by Grandsire July 31, 2019
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Korean shit dipper

when you stick your dick in a girl or guys asshole and spoon out a large lice of shit with your cock, then your partner eats the shit off your cock.
Jessica was being a real bitch, so i decided to punish with the Korean shit dipper.
by Anal Bead Jones August 7, 2018
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Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔
“Yo bro can you cover me”
Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”
by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024
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shit

that shit you shit out of your shitty arse into a shitter in your shithole of a cardbox you call a home
I just took a huge fucking shit... like you
by coom eternal December 19, 2021
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NO SHIT SHERLOCK

When someone said something that is so obviously, and you say to him.
"Fucking is a method of having a a baby."
"No shit Sherlock!"
by Surecock Homes November 7, 2020
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