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A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.
"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.
Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????

you:because you hafta look in your apps

Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????

you: no you hafta look in your apps!

Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!

you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.
by jNS50F October 11, 2008
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Slap ass Year 2019-2020

slap ass month all over again but it’s a year !
Slap any body’s ass this year ! Slap ass Year 2019-2020
by hbk.diallo October 31, 2019
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Ass Like a 10 Year Old Boy

A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.
"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."
by Fooliotic September 25, 2005
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jet back new year

1 a amazing Thursday song

2 a way to describe a crazy, amazing new year
1 Jet back new year is a great song

2 We had a jet black new year!
by XXStraightEdgeXX March 28, 2003
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leap year dick syndrome

The condition by which one experiences significant penile enhancement and unexpected erectial direction on a quadrennial basis. Typically experienced on the 29th of February commonly referred to as the "leap year."
Carol: "John was so big last night."

Jen: "Is this a leap year??"

Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"
by lyds sufferer August 2, 2011
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12 year old chicken chest

A man with a prepubescent body and when shirtless resembles a baby bird or a chicken.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
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