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who shot john

an exclimation when something unthinkable has just happened.

i.e. you run out of milk, found out you have v.d.
oh shit, WHO SHOT JOHN!?! i'm out of milk son!
by daveyg November 26, 2004
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I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.
by Daniel Kogel May 23, 2007
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who is you? step from around me

a statement used to show contempt at another's actions and request that they leave your vicinity.
Kelly: "Your shoes are like soooo last season."

Amy: "Who is you? Step from around me."
by Amy Frost May 17, 2008
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Oh my god who the hell cares

Used by Peter Griffin. A girl talks about her Malibu Stacy doll, according to Peter, but nobody cares about it.
I will be using: OMG instead of Oh my god in Oh my god who the hell cares, because of the way he said: Oh my god. It was like a teenage girl would on sweet sixteen or on the on the internet. Just imagine it.

"This is my Malibu Stacy doll, she comes with a comb and an extra dress !"a young girl exclaimed happily

To which peter replies, "OMG Who the hell cares ?"
by TakaD August 22, 2011
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Do you know who I am?

Line used a lot by celebrities and members. Of the divadom to assert themselves when in public. Reese witherspoon used this line a few years ago when she was picked
Up for drunken driving. The charging officer.
Did not recognize her so he Introduced. Himself to her and proceeded with charges
Do you know who I am? The angry business man yelled at the poor hapless gate agent at the airline departure gate the female agent not missing a beat keyed. Her mic and said:"ladies and gentlemen there's a man here at the gate who has no idea who he is! Can anyone come forward and claim same?"
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
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Who shit in a cup and made you king?

Also like what crawled up your ass and died.
Example should include the word "Who shit in a cup and made you king?"
by FunGuyInTheVan June 2, 2010
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someone who wants to set you on fire

Her name is probably Maggie. Shes aight.
"Hey do you have someone who wants to set you on fire?"

"Yeah, thats just Maggie "
by Philly63 January 30, 2018
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