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Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints
Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"
by MegRoe October 19, 2018
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Whale

Maya fliwers is a whale
by Mayawhale January 29, 2020
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White Whale

Mschfs fucking event where they leaked everyones phone number and no one can solve its puzzle
Did ya get the white whale challenge? the white whale challenge was my favorite?!?!?!?!
by Im0ster October 6, 2020
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Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
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whale

A slang term for individuals who are so addicted to video games that they deplete their entire life savings to continue gaming. This term underscores the extreme dedication some gamers have to their hobby, often at the expense of their financial stability.
After selling his car and draining his savings, Jake became a whale, fully immersed in his gaming world and oblivious to the consequences.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition
Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*
by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015
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Whale

The teacher that moved you at lunch for no fucking reason.
by Picclee May 8, 2019
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