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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009
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turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
mugGet the turkey-ticket rafflemug.

Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.
Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.
by JJ&BG October 8, 2018
mugGet the Rub my turkeymug.

Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
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Stuffed jive turkey

When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.
Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb
by Young ballsack April 27, 2017
mugGet the Stuffed jive turkeymug.

All ham no turkey

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.
“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”
by Streetterm April 19, 2019
mugGet the All ham no turkeymug.

Alabama Boiled Turkey

When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.
Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.

You: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by InfoShiter October 4, 2022
mugGet the Alabama Boiled Turkeymug.

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