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rat turd

rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom
Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?
by Grass_Toucher69420 January 27, 2022
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Dyno turd

The massive shit one takes the morning after eating everything in sight because you smoked so much satans lettuce. Thus, making it look like a tryceritops shat in your toilet.
"Dude, the munchies always give me the worst dyno turds."
by DentalDamnDebbie March 26, 2016
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plug turd

The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")
Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!
by Illicitrampage August 1, 2019
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Turd Tunnel

The back passage, referring to the destination where the faeces exit the body. Usually referred to as an asshole, anus and shitter.
Oh, Megan really let loose from her turd tunnel after that large meal from Nandos.
by ShniffItConnor September 19, 2016
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Turd Burglar

When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints
Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands
by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
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Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.
Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."
by M J V D G June 24, 2016
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turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”
by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021
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