Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 7, 2022

turd of mouth

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.

Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman August 22, 2012

turd shredder

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.

I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .

by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019

Dyno turd

The massive shit one takes the morning after eating everything in sight because you smoked so much satans lettuce. Thus, making it look like a tryceritops shat in your toilet.

"Dude, the munchies always give me the worst dyno turds."

by DentalDamnDebbie March 26, 2016

Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

turd bug

A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.

This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.

Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.

After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...

Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.

by SPELLING May 15, 2023

Turd heaven

sewers

Guess we got to go down and check turd heaven

by Ladyjanathon July 2, 2016