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angry truck men

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These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.
"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."
by running out of patience January 5, 2008
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thick mick

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a stubborn, dense, or otherwise thickheaded Irishman or person of Irish descent.
I was a stubborn toddler; Grandpa would try to get me to wash my hands before dinner, but I would refuse...my hands had not dirt on them, why wash?

"Jesus Christ, you are one thick mick, ya know that?" queried a frustrated Grandpa.

(aye, this is how grandpa spoke to toddlers)
by ThickMick October 19, 2010
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It's getting late. Imma truck it back to the hizzie.
by Mandy1341 February 11, 2008
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The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.
"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"
by Uranic Tomcat March 2, 2020
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dump truck attorney

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A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.
Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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Truck You

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A weird way of saying "fuck you" without cursing.
Mike: You're a dumb shit.
Bob: Truck you!
by weirdaway August 6, 2012
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