two-body problem

a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;

relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;

a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."
by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013
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Two Left Cheeks

Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.
Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!

Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.
by Zoren Shoeman July 01, 2013
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Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy
Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework
by Rinucard April 10, 2019
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Tasmanian Two Stroke

Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.
He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.
by Daproduca September 21, 2018
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season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.
dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!
by 3Wishes February 18, 2011
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The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 06, 2014
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two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi
Man, the dude is such a two time talker.
by Gurly pop May 25, 2017
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