matthew sturnioloK

The reason my girlfriend dosent love me

Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…

Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽

by Suckonmacock November 20, 2023

Matthew sturnioloK

The reason why my gf dosent love me 🖕

Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended
Unboyfriended= sad💔🙁👎🏽

by Suckonmacock November 20, 2023

Alexander Matthew Hochberg

One SEXY mothafucka

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.

by nigga nuts 69420 December 19, 2021

Alexander Matthew Hochberg

One SEXY mothafucka.

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.

by nigga nuts 69420 December 19, 2021

Matthew stinkle

aviation

Hi my name is Matthew stinkle and I like aviation

by RedsMC November 30, 2021

Matthew Chastain

Failure, good at like nothing, weak

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain

by burb!!! March 12, 2021

Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.

Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.

by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019