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Matthew

A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.
Matthew, shut your bitch ass up!

Matthew you so damn tall!!

Matthew you such a dumb ass hoe!
by Wut >_> November 26, 2018
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matthew garniss

a wigga that plays valorant and goes on yubo
wow look at matthew garniss, he hasn’t showered in days
by hotsexyperson February 10, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!
Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew
by Mavi22 March 3, 2020
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Matthew Jenkins

A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit
Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew sucks
by stephbry123 October 29, 2021
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Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers
Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first
by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025
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Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.
Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq
by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 2, 2019
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