Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

Google

The browser you used to search this up.

I used google to search this.

by urmumgay.exe November 5, 2018

google

In modern society, a verb used to indicate that you are performing an intellectual search on the Internet. In general, this word is used even when search engines other than Google.com are used.

Teacher: What is the capital of the United States?
Donald Trump: Let me google that for you... *uses Yahoo*

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Google

The search engine you used to search this

Friend: Yo im using bing

Friend 2: Ew no, thats gay use Google instead

by TempusV June 3, 2018

Google

The poor man's ping command

Customer: "My internet is down"
Support: "Can you open Google?"
Customer: "Yes"
Support: "..."

by anotheranonymouscoward June 16, 2018

Google

Verb. If you google something, you look something up.

I googled ‘how does a television work’.

by TeirTeir June 20, 2018

Google Inc.

The brand name of our most used and most beloved/hated search engine which was founded in 1998 by Larry PAGE and Sergery BRIN

Joe: What's the formula for the are of a circle?
Jack: Good question, go Google it
Joe: What's Google?
Jack: Google Inc. Didn't you know?

by FallenUser July 1, 2018