Fresh Air Wish

The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!

Get off your knees! Your fresh air wish is an insult to intelligence.

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

mexican air-conditioner

To let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly.

It's a corker out here today, even Gazza's got his mexican air-conditioner running!

by Eupherism September 25, 2010

air max 95

Usually the shoe roadmen wear to run down the ops, but with lack of ankle stability they could get into a sticky situation.

Young g-"did you get that drillin' today"

Air max 95 user- "Nah man, my ankle got crushed inih for these air max 95 still"

by yourefuckingchildishgrowup December 9, 2018

Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.

While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili

by TheZomLex January 10, 2023

The Hot Air Balloon

Where a man put his penis in a bee hive and proceeds to get stung then quickly shoves his penis in a females vagina and waits until it starts swelling up like a hot air balloon then yells, “up up and away!!!”

The Hot Air Balloon

“Yo dude I just Hot Air Ballooned this bitch last night, it was awesome.”

by I_love_Auschwitz69420BC January 8, 2021

put something in the air

to "put" marijana smoke "in the air"

man, put something in the air.

by x August 11, 2003

Civil Air Patrol

Civil Air Patrol is the best program in the United States today for young men and woman. Whoever said it was a political disaster does not know what the hell they are talking about. They are only getting one side of the whole show. This program is great. We do Search and Rescue, Aerospace Education, and promote manners and a good path to life. If you get far enough in the program you can earn advance rank in the US military.

Civil Air Patrol search and rescue teams found me and i am alive because of those outstanding individuals.

by Cadet commander April 18, 2006