Being yellow

A kind of life philosophy where the person who practices it is rather careless, and succeeds effortlessly in their initiatives despite not trying.

The person is often compared to a sociopath or someone with a schizoid personality disorder. Yellow people often get green ones pulled on them, but they are often too careless to counter-attack the green individuals, sometimes yellow beings decide to come back after months or years to clarify the truth, but no satisfaction arises from the clarification as they are careless and often apathetic and indifferent to any situation, they do the right thing for the sake of doing it, and they have very few friends; who often practice the yellow philosophy too.
Veronica: I am not a sociopath, I'm just being yellow. My groomer/abuser pulled a green one on me to gain the empathy of everyone and I had to clarify it months after the facts! She is evil!
by Wiggly boy October 16, 2020
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yellow stuff

Unhealthy food that is yellow(-ish), like crisps or chicken nuggets.
I used to go out with someone that would only eat yellow stuff.
by ElzearYoung March 29, 2023
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yellow spooning

when you spoonin up on someone and release a warm stream of urine unto them. typically the small spoon party moans sensually
this guy was yellow spooning me last night and i'm not gonna lie, i didn't hate it
by rolo.sandwich December 18, 2019
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yellow justice

The act of urinating on somebody who deserves it; delivering ultimate retribution to somebody due to their moral or social wrongdoings.
Mr Smith gave me an E on my English test, so I delivered some yellow justice!
by WorstWordist February 27, 2022
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Yellow warbler

Used to describe someone who has had too much to drink at the cricket. Usually an Aussie fan who has had one too many middies to drink
Aye mates looks like we've got a yellow warbler here
by Dr_Robotsmith August 23, 2020
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Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
by a_lax_account June 17, 2018
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yellow happy

1. being happy and having hope in everything while under enormous pressure
2. a lighter shade of brown happy
3. casually freaking out while maintaining a resting bitch face and spreading the humor
I'm so yellow happy right now I have bio homework next class but I wanna go to the pub for a drink.
by Tuji July 03, 2018
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