triple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
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The hottest I’m telling you the HOTTEST fucker alive. Like the fucking sun is sweating over this bitch. They are oh so super sexy and deserve the medal of hotness.
Oh wow today I’m such a Super ultra mega triple hottie. I should spin in grass while filming a video a couple times.
by Simpledimple June 28, 2021
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Triple Trainer

An absolute insult you can ever receive.

A deceptive combination of, "We Think We Know", "Yo Momma Gay", and "You're gonna buy this shit anyways (You Fat Fuck)".

Often used by corporate zombie misanthropes who spread depression over intercoms for a living. Ten points if you are capable of explaining why you say the word after you say it, but chances are you got hit by a bus mid sentence, metaphorical or otherwise.
"Can Mr. Faulkner in the Bulbasaur T-Shirt walk down aisle 4 because we called you a triple trainer, please?"

"We know you're lucky for being a triple trainer cause all you did today was play video games and jack off." *INTERCOM STATIC*
by ForbiddenRamen May 28, 2023
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triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Triple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.
My triple-second-cousin is a good person.
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triple-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
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Triple Lollipop

A very intense wedgie in which the victim is given an atomic wedgie. But instead of stopping at the face, it goes down through the legs and back up into an atomic again. Now do that last part 2 more times. Viola, a triple lollipop.
Dude did you see that guy get a triple lollipop yesterday? Shit was gnarly.
by Wedgie_expert101 August 22, 2022
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