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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned
Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax
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Adrenaline Stoned

Adrenaline Stoned can be best explained as a feeling of so much adrenaline, so much that it can not be explained as "adrenaline high"
"Ah dude, i was so adrenaline Stoned last night,"
by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016
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New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.
"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.
by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021
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steal the stone

"Someone will be coming tomorrow at noon to steal the stone in your shower. I will be here." - Roommate
by Tito the Eldest of the Old January 2, 2014
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Stone

It's a nickname for the signer/bassist of Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, he's called like that mainly by r/pinkfloydcirclejerk because he looks like the stone and the 4 minute sections on their song Dogs were he just says stone.
Stone is my favourite pink floyd member
David Gilmour hates stone
Stone is racist
by Diego_xd February 18, 2025
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Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024
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