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queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023
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Queef Muncher

A rude insult or a flirty compliment depending on the context.

Rude Insult: A person so worthless they are too undeserving to eat pussy and is only permittable to taste the air excreted from the vagina.

Flirty Compliment: Someone you like so much that you don't mind that they see the vulnerable side of you, someone you would be okay queefing into their mouth.
Him: "Shut up you are such a Queef Muncher!"
Him 2: "Ouch!"

Him: "You taste great!"
Her: "Haha you are such a Queef Muncher 😉"
by Peachy_107 October 20, 2024
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pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015
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queef sickle

an annoying or dumb person who doesn't know shit about sex or the rest of the world. Not street smart.
John is such a fucking queef sickle!
by eiznekesile13 April 4, 2011
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queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye
“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”
by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018
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Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night
by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022
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dumb queef

"Mike Johnson" kinsey stopping being a dumb queef and let's get to the casino
by Asskicker#fuckyou October 1, 2021
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