Post-Pump Clarity

The euphoria experienced after a coin pumps up violently after you buy in, and sell for major profit.

Jimmy can safely touch grass after his 10x haul thanks to post-pump clarity.
Wow, he didn't rug! The post-pump clarity hits different.

by Alon69420 September 19, 2025

The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Pumping to your bloodclart

You'd get the cocky, beat up the puss..MEOW

Your backdoors would get smashed in. You'll get a pumping to your bloodclat fi iyah

'Pumping to your bloodclart' is a way of saying I'd commit sexual practices with another adult

by 1Evildonny October 2, 2016

Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".

Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!

by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008

pump water

Chewing tobacco

I took all the pump water I need.

by JCA/Bremerton May 1, 2022

Pump Rock

A type of rock genre where the singer, sounds like the Dollar Store version of Lars Ulrich from Metallica. Specifically Lil Pump's song Pump Rock x Heavy Metal. It just sounds excruciatingly awful.

"Man have you heard that metal song by Lil Pump? He's pretty much the living embodiment of the Pump Rock genre,"

by Randym P3rson October 7, 2023

Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024