Wanky face

A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel

“Oh it’s the rare wanky face!”

by alexanderthegreatpleb December 7, 2018

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016

toker face

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.

Dude, your toker face is so good! Your mom didn't notice a thing!

by myonduesp June 3, 2011

Load to the Face

A term popularized by Jason Ellis, describing the act of busting a nut on a female's face.

Bentley has never taken a Load to the Face, so Ellismate recommended doing one in the shower.

by Jacobsmate July 17, 2009

Face Wank

When in the act of face book raping somebody you realise you are logged in to your own account and have actually insulted yourself on your own wall.

OMG I just tried to Frape john but inatead told the world I like to lick dogs scrotum I just face wank ed

by Hinge 81 January 16, 2011

derpy face

A stupid and hilarious looking face often with an awkward smile or crossed eyes

"Look up derp dog to see an example of a derpy face"

by urbancow May 29, 2016