Double Logout

When working in a call-center, the act of taking your phone out of the receiving calls loop then going for a dump.

"Dude! Last night's curry has just about worked it's way through the system. Better let the supervisor know I need a Double Logout. See you in 20 minutes"

by Gwyno August 26, 2009

Double fail

A failure that occurs while trying to point out a previous fail.

Person 1: That Cliff bar gave me the same calories as a regular meal without any of the satisfaction.

Fial.

Person 2: Double fail

by thisizmypseudonym June 2, 2011

Triple-Double

Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.

The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.

by stall2 October 25, 2019

Double Trojan

1. A person who receives both an undergraduate and graduate degree from the University of Southern California.

2. Using two condoms during intercourse.

I certainly don’t want any babies from this one-night stand. Better Double Trojan.

by The Bruin March 4, 2021

Double Bail

When BOTH parties bail on a set of plans made earlier.

Me: Hey wanna go shoot guns later?
You: Yea sure, I don't have anything to do.
Me: Be here at 6
You:Ok

20 mins later

Me:Dude I have to bail
You:Yea me too, my car just got stolen
Me:I guess we have to double bail

by Notorious KID August 10, 2009

chicago double

The act of ordering Wendy’s delivery twice in a single night

I would have been hungover were it not for that Chicago Double last night

by fraaancis May 22, 2021

Double creep

When you have a long term girlfriend, but your out on a secret date with another woman, your creeping already, but you notice a girl while out on your secret date, and you do a number grab as she's at the bar, hopefully without your secret date noticing, you just preformed a double creep!

"was partying with a slut while the missus thought I was out with the lads, even managed to bag a number off another honey while said slut weren't looking, perfect double creep it was"

by Batmatscoop August 24, 2020