A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues
Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao
by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022
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Get the California girl mug.A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020
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Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 5, 2021
Get the San Pedro Los Angeles California mug.This is more of a phrase then a stand alone word. The california gold digger is the process of sticking thumb in your mouth and the other in your ass hole. Then you switch over a short period of time. This be done to someone or for more fun in a group. To do this you need your friend, partner, husband, wife, jail inmate, etc. You and the other individual start by sticking your thumbs in your mouth. You then stick your finger in the others ass hole and then switch your fingers. You can he creative with the holes, adding more people, and by using your imagination.
Here is an example in a work environment:
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
by Anon2789 January 13, 2021
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Get the California snowball mug.When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent
Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
by rmurill1 February 6, 2021
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