American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

American Robbin

A small greyish-black songbird with a red belly which sings a beautiful song all morning, starting hours before sunrise, which is found in the Eastern USA and Canada.

American Robbins are found in USA, Canada, Bermuda, Bahariterra, and Bahamas Islands.

by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023

Whafrican-American

A descriptive term for a white female who allegedly utilized Ancestry.com to justify her claim that she is black.

Criteria:
*Unproven Ancestry.com results of atleast 25% black.
*Must not beable to enunciate words properly.

Did you see that whafrican-american's youtube channel?

by ADeadlyTailor November 16, 2017

rapist americans

Otherwise known as fraternity boys,.

John and Alex from U Tappa Hoe Fraternity are simply rapist Americans

by Acmeusa July 9, 2018

The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.

Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.

by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019

American Sandwich

When an American woman has a threesome with a Canadian man and a Mexican man, finally resolving both the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812 in a matter of minutes.

Hey Stacy, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my friend Antonio Rodriguez. Wanna make an American Sandwich?

by Samtheginger September 24, 2017

american snowday

School being cancled after a school shooting, or threat to the students wellbeing.

person 1: im gonna try to get us an american snowday tomorrow.
person 2: what do you mean?
person 1: im gonna call in a bomb threat.

by Nicotine1-1 November 18, 2021