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ass rasp

a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.
I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.
by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
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jazz ass

The high, tight and firm ass achieved through vigorous jazzercise classes. Jazz ass is particularly sculpted during jazz squares, hops, plies and grapevine moves. Jazz ass may also be used to refer to the deep pain in the ass muscles following these activities.
"Wow that babe has a banging jazz ass!"
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".
by Gottalaughgirl November 24, 2013
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Ass Hornet

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.
I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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ass catchem

A male or female pick-up artist that only attends pokemon go events to meet other single adults. They discovered their love of pokemon after realizing that such events attract the perfect combination of nerdy yet physically fit geeks.
That guy always leaves these events with a different girl, he’s such an ass catchem.

Listen ass catchem, I know you got to get em all but stay away from my boyfriend.
by bryken7 August 2, 2016
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Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.
by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015
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Boss Ass

I had a great time at that party, it was pretty boss ass!
by giveandget June 29, 2011
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Ass Paper

by Karim17 June 22, 2016
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