by ifara09 November 24, 2021
Get the Storymug. She is prob short but is shaped like an hourglass. If you find a Story, then get her in a bedroom ASAP. She will have nice boobs and a rockin ass.
by HelloIamapug April 18, 2021
Get the Storymug. by sam134 October 16, 2023
Get the Sex storymug. by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023
Get the A Jake storymug. The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Drag queen story hourmug. Story’s are very sweet people. They love animals and are always there to help. They are often very smart and outspoken. They get scared easily and can get very crazy, defensive, and loud. But if you find a story in life DONT let her go. She will care for you, and if you are a catch she could fall in love with you.
by HelloIamapug April 18, 2021
Get the Storymug. An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
Get the hair tie storymug.