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Quick Springer

A person (typically male) who gets horny and aroused quickly at any little thing that they find sexually exciting.
“Are you already hard? I barely touched you.”
“Yeah sorry, I'm a quick springer.”

“She didn’t stop squirming during that hardcore bondage scene in the movie, I don’t know why because it was gruesome.”
“You didn’t know? Shes a quick springer and likes that type of stuff.”
by Jazzylassy June 1, 2022
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Marwan Sphinx

A large Egyptian Sphinx with the face of extremely popular streamer YouTuber and Instagram meme page owner WillRepost4Food or WilliamTheFunny
My Marwan Sphinx is amazing, it brought me the good fortune to get some bitches
by Deezus cripes July 13, 2022
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long spring roll

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight
by daddy bruno July 14, 2022
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Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
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North Springs High School

A math and preforming arts school in Fulton County that get no funding and is infested with cockroaches. They have a mediocre football team and a excellent band
So the Spartans lost again?
No they have 1 to 4 this year.
The home of the cockroach is doing well this year.
North Springs High School, it’s fucking shit
by BobRoss4449 October 4, 2022
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lithia springs high school

A shithole and ghetto school. Populated mostly by African Americans
Did you hear about Lithia Springs High School?
Yeah heard it's a total dump
by Brad103 April 8, 2023
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Jerry Springer Dead At 79

the former Cincinnati mayor and talk show host, died Thursday at his home in the Chicago area after a brief illness, according to his family. He was 79.
Jerry Springer Dead At 79, What?
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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