To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.
Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"
by uccstrackman December 8, 2010
Get the Catching up on sleepmug. the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out
by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013
Get the meat sleeping bagmug. When you get the whole bed to your self and you can put your feet and arms in each corner of the bed & sleep.
by JackJonesRamone August 11, 2012
Get the Star Fish Sleepmug. Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.
"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"
"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"
"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"
"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"
"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"
by Ray delacour January 5, 2008
Get the false sleeping tugmug. by sang woolen November 19, 2022
Get the go to sleep forevermug. When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.
by Russian news September 7, 2013
Get the Russian sleeping bagmug. by anonymous December 3, 2020
Get the you sound sleepmug.