BP hide-n-seek 

When 75% of something mysteriously disappears.

Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.

BP hide-n-seek by D-Feld August 6, 2010

seethe

In terms of liquids, seethe means to bubble up as a result of being boiled.

In terms of people, seethe means to be filled with intense and often unexpressed anger.

I seethe at the fact that this miserable piece of shit still draws breath after everything he’s done!

seethe by Kewig95 May 2, 2018

I hope she sees this bro

Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.

Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.

I hope she sees this bro by officialpyrocynical May 28, 2020

Left on seen

When one reads your message and chooses to ignore the message therefore leaving you left on seen.

Sally was left on seen because Bob does not like her.

Left on seen by 1205__ha June 21, 2016

If You Seek Amy

'Un'abbreviation for F.U.C.K Me. It's the name of a song by Britney Spears and it has the same meaning for very informal 'f*ck me'.

I know I'm a star and everybody wants to if you seek Amy!

If You Seek Amy by Nangerous March 24, 2009

SeekingMillionaire 

If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.

I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.

SeekingMillionaire by Lord Grimcock November 23, 2007

Donut Seeds 

Cheerios. They look like tiny donuts to stupid people.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

Donut Seeds by Chubby16 May 17, 2006